Contacting us is easy.  Here are our email addresses:

Christian can be reached by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or at his professional freelance web design site: SectorFive.com.  He can also be reached by shining a Heineken light into the sky at midnight.

Bryan however is a very private individual and does not wish for his contact information to be available online, where "the man" can find it.  Sources have reported however, that he can be reached at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it email address because it is accessable from prison.